PLEASE, DO NOT PLAY YOUR BANJO INAPPROPRIATELY: Everybody needs good...goths

Wednesday 17 January 2007

Everybody needs good...goths

Ha! Heres something funny I've just noticed, that the short and horizontally challenged depressed girl Bree, from Neighbours has had it. Shes become a GOTH!

"In desperate need of a new identity, Bree has begun experimenting. After a brief flirtation with the Paris Hilton look, she has realised that there is really only one way forward for all disaffected and disillusioned young adolescents. Brianna Timmins is now a Goth."

This, to...

OH, MY, GOD.

Yes, thats right, Bree from Neighbours has become a Goth, you may know this, but I have no idea and haven't seen Neighbours for about a year.
This is incredibly shocking as she looks like:

A Rocky Horror (Picture) Show reject
Some girl like from a Tim Burton film 'Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beetlejuice'
A possible SG (You know what I'm on about, guys)
Matt Lucas
A drag artist with a cheeky grin
She just woke up during a postmortem
Emo
The cheese she named herself after
Nina Cortex from 'Crash Twinsanity'
A female weighty drummer
She would bite your tongue off for laughs
A lesbian
A Bisexual
A scary porcelain doll
Scary alternate version of the lead singer from Evanescence
She goes to the 'Tashe
She Never washes
She Got attacked by a black inkwell
She Discovered oil
She has a husky voice, like a man
Doctor Girlfriend from Venture Brothers
A mime
She's colour blind
She sneezed next to a tub of talcum powder
She chewed the end of black biros
She likes licorice
Bertie Bassett
Marylin Manson as a boy
The girl on the video in The Ring
The Martians human disguise in Mars Attacks!
She belongs in a dysfunctional family sitcom
Micheal Jackson

Personally; I would of liked to snigger at the 'Paris Hilton' look too.

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About the gentleman behind Inappropriate Banjo

Martyn A Eker was born in the Channel Islands, in Guernsey which resembled that last triangular corner bit of toast you couldn't eat in the morning. After a decade of development and decadence, he subsequently moved to this little known place called 'England' within 'Britain', which is a lot more difficult to describe in shape let alone draw from memory. But apparently a lot of famous historical people had come from there, like Shakespeare, Doctor Who and James Bond.

From here, Martyn A Eker decided to continue his manic doodling from school and enrolled in college to study a 'National Diploma in graphic and Design' for some obscure reason, it was here that Martyn A Eker decided to look into the crazy idea of becoming an animator, due to his lifelong ambition to become a cartoonist.

Not satisfied with his current art skills, Martyn A Eker studied a further course, 'Foundation Art and Design' where he discovered how much he hates artists that don't have a reason, metaphor or purpose for their works to be made.

From here, Martyn A Eker moved to North Wales and studied at university in the specialism of 'BA Hons Design Animation' (which had nothing to do with piloting planes) at Glyndwr University, which had some kind of identity crisis seeing it was originally called NEWI which really didn't stand for 'Nothing Ever Works Institute', despite the toilet graffiti.
It was here over the years that Martyn A Eker discovered how to make images move like a magician, a long way from the original nervous twitching, scale changing characters which would look better put out of their misery.

Once completing this course Martyn A Eker was given a offer he simply couldn't refuse, which about a year later he did. Turning his nose up at an uncompleted 'MA in Animation', Martyn A Eker tried to sit down and figure out who he was once and for all; and then he realised, he was a nutter that illustrated and scripted funny things and was truly happy when he would giggle reading his own works afterwards and obsessively wrote things about himself in the third person.

It was at this specific time, that he continued his lifelong quest of becoming a cartoonist once again and a damn good one, at that.